2/14/26DROP PatrickStar CREEPYFRIENDS Collectible Plush

HE DOESN'T THINK. HE DOESN'T FEEL. HE JUST IS.

You’ve seen him under the rock. You’ve heard him speak in that slow, dumb drawl. But you’ve never really seen him. Not like this.

Introducing the second entity in the SpongeBob CREEPYFRIENDS Collection: PATRICK (The Unaware).

He isn’t playing a role. He isn’t pretending to be stupid. Patrick is the physical manifestation of an empty void. A pink, star-shaped vessel with no thoughts, no malice, and no mercy—because you need a brain to be cruel, and his is long gone.The other residents of the Deep avoid him. Not because he’s scary, but because looking into his eyes is like staring into a room with no furniture. There’s nothing looking back. He moves not with purpose, but with the slow, drifting inevitability of a glacier.

You will find him in your home, standing in the hallway, facing the wall.
You will find him sitting on your couch, staring at a dark TV that isn't on.
You will wake up, and he will be at the foot of your bed, simply... existing.

He doesn't want to hurt you. He doesn't want to be your friend. He simply doesn't know the difference.

THE DETAILS:

• Appearance: Deceptively soft pink fur, but cold to the touch. His iconic flower shorts are faded, as if bleached by the sunless depths he crawled out of.

• The Eyes: Wide. Unblinking. Wet. They follow movement, but they don't see. They are mirrors reflecting your own fear back at you.

• The Smile: Fixed. Eternal. A permanent, frozen grin that asks the question: Is he happy, or is his face just stuck that way?

• Texture: Dense and weighted. Holding him feels like holding a sleeping creature that might wake up at any moment.

THE RITUAL (DROP INFO):
The Patrick variant is manifesting on a strictly limited basis. they are individually "found" in the spaces between.

// WARNING: PATRICK MAY EXHIBIT SUDDEN HEAD TILTS. THIS IS NOT A SIGN OF CURIOSITY. IT IS A HARDWARE GLITCH. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CORRECT HIS POSTURE. DO NOT ASK HIM QUESTIONS. HE DOES NOT KNOW THE ANSWERS. HE DOES NOT KNOW ANYTHING. //