2/14/26DROP SpongeBob CREEPYFRIENDS Collectible Plush

THEY DON’T LIVE IN A PINEAPPLE. THEY LIVE IN THE VOID BETWEEN YOUR WALLS.

Forget everything you know about Bikini Bottom. The tide has gone out, and something has been left behind in the tide pools. Something fuzzy. Something with button eyes that stare a little too long. Something that smiles, but forgets how to stop.

Welcome to the SpongeBob CREEPYFRIENDS Collection.

This isn’t a toy aisle. This is a sighting. These plush aren’t manufactured; they’re manifested. They exist in the static of your TV after the broadcast ends, in the drain of your sink when the lights go out, and in the corner of your eye when you're alone.

THE DROP:
On 2/14/26, the veil between dimensions thins. We are releasing a strictly limited batch of these entities into the wild. Once they are gone, the portal closes. We don’t know when—or if—they will find their way back.

SPONGE (The Sunken Square): He’s still absorbent, but what he’s absorbed over centuries in the briny deep has changed him. His smile is eternal. His porosity is… unsettling. He doesn't need air to live. He just needs you to look at him.

• PATRICK (The Unaware): He isn't playing dumb. He is dumb. A vacant vessel of star-shaped stupor. He follows you not out of friendship, but because he doesn't have the cognitive ability to do anything else. You will find him staring at the wall at 3:00 AM.

• SQUIDWARD (The Reluctant Host): His eternal suffering has finally paid off. He has transcended misery and achieved a form of horrible, eldritch enlightenment. He doesn’t play the clarinet anymore. He plays the frequencies that make your fillings ache.

• SANDY (The Module): Her air mask isn't for breathing. It filters a reality we aren't meant to perceive. She is the most dangerous of them all—scientific, curious, and currently running tests on the concept of "fear." Results are pending.

THE VIBE:
These are not toys. They are collectible anomalies.

• Material: Ultra-soft, toxic-waste-fuzz that feels good but feels wrong.

• Eyes: Deep, soulless, safety-locked (so they can't escape).

• Rarity: Extremely Limited. We don't restock. We just release.

HOW TO ACQUIRE:
You don’t find them. They find you.
If you are brave enough, or empty enough, to invite one into your home, be ready at the designated coordinates.

// WARNING: DO NOT FEED AFTER MIDNIGHT. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT FOR LONGER THAN 10 SECONDS. IF YOUR PLUSH WHISPERS YOUR NAME, WHISPER BACK. //